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'Do you have this in a larger size? My cup runneth over.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Night-time halo

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Rocking Horse

Do you have anything bigger?

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Tilly Slowboy

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Thanks

"They look so young and helpless."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Batman's Baby

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Nun Binning the Devil

R.C.I.A.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Gates of heaven

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'