Enlistment Prints

“Why do you want to join the navy lad?”

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Too Fat to Serve...

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Romance

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Giraffes

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

A heart shaped cake

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Cow in love'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.