Enjoying Puns Prints

Crust is Risen! Pizza Nite

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Ms. Rusmore

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Unplug and chill out."

Hotness

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Artichoking victim

Literate Dogs.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!