Enigmatic Strategist Prints

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Trojan Hurdler.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Cat chess

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

Cat Trap,

World Domination

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

Trojan Horse Threat.

"Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork; Moscowitz, you'll be my eyes and ears."