Engraving Aficionado Gifts

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

My First Camera

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

Rodin's Thinker.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"It was a botched surgery."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Harps and Embroidery.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits