Engraving Aficionado Gifts

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

My First Camera

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It was a botched surgery."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Harps and Embroidery.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)