English Wildlife Fan T-Shirts

'Really! Not Tarka THE other?'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Frog in the puddles.

Bee flying to another flower.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Koala

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Giraffe Selfie

"The unlucky lemming"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I love this time of day."