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Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Author does not do tricks."

Gunter Grass

George Orwell

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sue the Author 3PM

Stephen Spender.