Engineering Dreamer Pillows

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Barcode Dreams

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Brain Power

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

Industrial Beautification van