Engagements Mugs

"I'm looking for a man who doesn't want anything to do with the wedding planning."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.

'That's way too expensive. If I had that kind of money, I could afford to move out of town and buy a new identity.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'I love you, will you marry me, Ilene?' 'Yes, I will, Neil.'

'Actually out daughter has been asked to marry many times. But always by us...'

'I'll tell you what, Rodney -- Let's don't and say we did.'

'I'm sorry, Walter, but marriage doesn't have portable benefits.'

'Oh, Dave. It's gorgeous... Can I show it to the girls in work before I turn you down?'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

How government officials propose.

'Can we kind of get married?'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'When you say you want my daughter's hand, what exactly do you mean?'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Did I mention it comes with a limited edition magnifying glass?'

'I can't marry you, Robert - It would just be too CONVENTIONAL.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"I need time to consider it, yes!"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"This diamond is puny. If you are really serious about marrying me you've gotta give me a much bigger rock!"

Proposal

Marry me underwater

"Most guys just kneel, Wally..."

"I'll consider your proposal, but first I need a second opinion from your ex-wife."

"How much ring would it take to close the deal?"

"She tricked me! I was repeating everything as usual, when she said 'I love you'. . . We are now engaged. . ."

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"