Engagement News Junkie Prints

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Proposal

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

True Love: The Missing Piece of a Man's Heart.