Engagement News Junkie Prints

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Proposal

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

True Love: The Missing Piece of a Man's Heart.

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'