Energy Worriers T-Shirts

"Turn off your halo! We need to save energy!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Gas Bill

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'I told you this house was too near the nuclear reactor. My G-gnome's already been damaged.'

'Do you want to reconsider? Headquaters just said we're going green.'

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

"You've got composter syndrome."

Use by date

"And here's the office of Mister Sloane, the company's new futurist."

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

Ozone Scare

"Global warming is making me a laughing stock!"

'Well, this'll probably knock climate change off as my number one worry.'

"Obsessively worrying about everything isn't a problem in green job applications - it's a prerequisite."

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

'You sure it didn't go around twice?'

Back to coal

No Nukes Now

"I propose to ban the word 'winter' in Europe."