Energy Supply T-Shirts

Lighthouse

Russian Gas Supplies to Europe

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Industrial Beautification van

Where clean coal comes from.