Energy-saving Hero Mugs

'Yeah, there's a gentleman here who says he's come to caulk where others have been too afraid to caulk.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I can see our house from here."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

A Tree Fights Back

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'