Energy Saver Humorist Mugs

'Exercise isn't supposed to be energy efficient!'

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

'Gene Pool'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'