Energy Minister Prints

'I see you've heard the news.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

US Energy Needs.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Biofuel - a solution or...?

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Home Heating Oil

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

US Energy Consumption

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Gas Policy ? la Carte

Bush short-term energy policy.

Earth's energy

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

Before the Fall

Natural Gas for the EU.

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

Chavez Feeding China's Oil Demands

Wind farms