Energy Innovators T-Shirts

Did the venture capitalists invest in your idea to create energy by harnessing anger? They wanted 60 percent of the company. I offered 35. They demanded 55. Then I found a solution. I sold them 40 percent, plus one of the essential components that makes the technology work. Where are you taking me? That's it. Feel the anger.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Man generating power for machine.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Energy Research.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Elephant Upgrade

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

'Environmentalist!'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Formula One eco helmet

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

Multi-Functional

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."

Recycling

Fuel and Energy Crisis: Electric Ray Powering Computer.

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

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