Energy Evolutionist Prints

'I call it a 'comprehensive energy program.''

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

"We're going to need more pets."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Where clean coal comes from.