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'I find it hard to believe that you work in energy development.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Computer Bore

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Solar Frankenstein

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Home Sweet Second Home.