Energy Debate Enthusiasts Gifts

"Unfortunately, we're dependent on Russian gas and oil supplies. BUt we will sign the contracts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Where clean coal comes from.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Fracking Express

"Some deterrent that was!"

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

This is Weird

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Before the Fall

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Nuclear power station and ecology

Ironic Tornado

"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"

The world feeds climate change with oil.

Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty

World Bank and the Gas Supply

Nuclear

Turbine Escape

Gazprom Dealer

"So much for global warming..."

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

"If they'd had seismic monitors when blasting coal out of the ground during the Industrial Revolution, you lot would have frozen in your hovels."

Wind Farm Protest.

'The truth is, it's really the heat, not the humidity.'

Consumption vs. Strategy.

Rosebank oil field