Energy-conscious Friend Mugs

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Tree Funeral

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Global Warming.

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"It's not easy being green…"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The smoking Gun

The Easter Bilby

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

Energy Firm Conference

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

Flying Rhino

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."