Energy Company Professional Prints

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Take me to your leader. . .

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venice Floods

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Army Man Playset 2020

EXXON EXTINCTION

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Bump in the road.

"Woo-hoo!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

The Evolution of Transport.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."