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"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Ever thought of double glazing?

MPs debate future energy needs.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

What we need. What we did

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Solar Panel

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."