Energetic Escapade Enthusiast Pillows

Nanny with children on leash

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Desert Island Mishap

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Bad times to sneeze

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

JAMES BONDING

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One