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Reptile Extinction

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Smokey The Tree"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Nuclear waste.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Orange Bengal Tiger