End Of Year Bonus T-Shirts

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

End of Year Figs.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"It all looks fine to me."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

loan

'I'll have a big bonus please.'