End Of Workweek Prints

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Clocking Out.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Friday 5.30pm.

Relaxing on a sofa

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"What time is it mentally?"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."