"The end is near...eventually"
End-of-the-world Scholar Prints
Celebrate the end-of-the-world scholar with art prints that showcase clever, thought-provoking designs. Ideal for decorating a study, workshop, or survival bunker with style and wit.
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"The end of my favorite series is near."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
"The season finale of the world is near."
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
Doomsday marketing
'It looks like our time is up.'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."
"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."
Mr Meier calendar
The End.
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
Modern day doomsayer
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
'You're new at this, aren't you?'
'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here
"Happy now, you jerk?"
',,,,,and make it snappy'
'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'
"People won't take you seriously with all of the smiley faces on it."
"My girlfriend just finished with me. She said she wants 'a more long-term relationship'."
Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'
'You can take that off now.'
The End is Ne...
"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."
"Anything new on that meteor?"
'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'
How to make money for the apocalypse.
End-of-the-world Scholar Prints Collection
End-of-the-world Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the end-of-the-world scholar—perfect for their morning brew and for sparking conversations about the future.
End-of-the-world Scholar Pillows
Discover pillows that reflect the end-of-the-world scholar’s interest in survival and dark humor—bringing personality and comfort to their space.
End-of-the-world Scholar T-Shirts
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