End Of Quarter Celebration Mugs

'And right here they merged...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Work Parfait

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The Salesman

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Soaring Profits

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Business is off the chart.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"At least we're consistent ... "

Day one, post grad