"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
End Of An It Career Gifts
Looking for a memorable gift to honor the conclusion of an IT professional's career? Our collection combines humor, gratitude, and celebration, making it perfect for acknowledging years of dedication in the tech world. Whether they're retiring or moving on to new adventures, find gifts that will make them smile and feel appreciated.
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."
"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"
"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"
"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"
Computer Jobs
"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."
'Apparently, I've been replaced by a $2.99 iPhone app!'
I win...you blinked.
'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'
Close all your windows please.
"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"
PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'
How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...
'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'
"Our company has been hit by a data breach...now everyone will know my real age!"
"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."
'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'
"Of course we have unlimited data..."
"I'm sorry Jeff, you don't really seem to be fitting in!"
'Well, my political life ended in 1982, but I didn't make it HERE until last Monday.'
You are invited to a party to celebrate the resignation of the Prime Minister R.S.V.P.
"It's never too late to improve the deficit in your retirement savings - ever considered a life of crime?"
'My computer is so old it's voice changed.'
"Still, looking on the bright side, there'll be no more farewell tours."
Man Arrives at Heaven's Gate 'This isn't like a union, is it?'
Pablo Iglesias retires from politics
Congratulations!
'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'
No cellphones in heaven
RIP Walk J. Codswallop. Uploading.
End Of An It Career Gifts Collection
End Of An It Career Mugs
Explore our collection of funny and heartfelt mugs perfect for celebrating the end of an IT career and making this milestone memorable.
End Of An It Career Pillows
Find perfect pillows that blend comfort and humor, celebrating their tech career completion and upcoming adventures.
End Of An It Career Prints
Browse our inspiring and witty prints to honor a career in IT and look forward to new beginnings.
End Of An It Career T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts that are ideal for marking the conclusion of a tech professional’s career in style.