End Of A Political Campaign Mugs

'Your candidate won?' 'No, we're celebrating the end of the 2008 political campaigns.'

Newt Is Done

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Political convention

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

George Papandreou.

The Thinker

2020 Republican Party National Convention

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

Running for Congress

Pollster

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Obama of Oz.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Elections in the USA

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Batting practice

Tony Blair

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'