Encyclopedia Mugs

Infomaniac.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Move Right

The Wiki Man.

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Konrad Lorenz

Antonio Carluccio.

Centipedia.

24 Words for Melting Snow

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

"It's a new word I created. I'm still working on a new definition for it."

"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Mao Zedong.

"My social media posts never seem to go viral. It's more like bacterial."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"I'm trying to find another word for thesaurus."

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.