Enchanter Mugs

Magic Mushrooms

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

Children's Parties

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Extreme miming"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Knight Golfing

Comedy Cafe

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"That'll be five bucks."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Primitive magician

Clown God

"Bravo!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.