Enchanted Castle Enthusiasts Prints

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Knight walking a dog.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fairytale prince and princess

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"It's the battering classes"