Empty-nest Quandary Explorers Mugs

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

I think it's time he left home.'

The kids called. They'll be home in five. Our week alone flashed by. It was like getting to know you all over again. I'm starving! Anyone call? I need the computer! Where's the remote? What's your name again?

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"They grow up so fast."

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'By the time I was your age , I'd already run away from home TWICE!'

'Huh! Nobody home!'

"Is it wrong that I miss the dog more than the kids?"

"Oh George. My heart."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

Sixty is the new fifty mostly because all the money we saved in the last decade is gone.

"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'