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'We can't make any plans. By the time we grow up, there will be professions no one has ever dreamed of.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"Do you mind if I use your phone to tell all my friends I got the job?"

I'd start updating your CV, if I was you..

Job Hunting is a full-time job.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Between Offices

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'