Employment Equality Pillows

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Davos

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Women's day - 'work'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

More Unequal Than Others

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

It's Who You Know

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Low standard of living

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Women Possibilities

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Where Did My Love Go?

"We need to hire more women."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!