Employment Enthusiasts Prints

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

'Would you mind if I borrowed the employment section?'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

The Three Wise Queens

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'I received matching offers.'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.