Employment Agent Mugs

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

Employment agencies preference for migrant workers.

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

Jobs for graduates

ACME Employment Agency

"I've got an opening for a project manager in a corporation that will chew you up and spit you back out on the street in record time. Interested?"

'Nobody fights evil anymore.'

"Reports are that you've laid an egg everywhere we've placed you."

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"So with 20 years in stationary you're not really going anywhere are you?"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Hi! - I'm from the agency..."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sparkling Water

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'