Employee Rights Champions Pillows

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Voltaire

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

ASDA Redundancies

Women's Day is Every Day

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

USA Slavery

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'You can't vote to unionize- you're associates, not employees!'

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

Amazon Strike

Reforms to Employment Tribunals

"Now, not only do they want their birthdays off but they want us to bake them a cake!"

'By not offering health care to you I'm actually empowering you to pursue independent options.'

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

"I can't stand microwave managers."

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

'I've set a new default retirement age.'

Womens March

"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions and what the point of membership was."

'The Wisconsin government broke a promise it made to labor.'