Employee Enthusiast Mugs

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Let's get organized

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'These are job perks.'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Uh-Oh..."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

Catalogue of little books.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Resume Dumpers

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

In/Out Tray.

New Memer/Incumbent

The Move.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'