Empathic Listener Pillows

Therapy clinic with an entrance for people with low self-esteem

'AACK!! Too much information!'

Cares and woes.

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'She saw right through me.'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'My life is a joke.'

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

Open Book Therapy

4th of July and PTSD

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

Deflate counselling service

"...But rock bottom is my comfort zone!"

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

"She no longer laughs at my joke."

"I think A.I. understands me more than my family does."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"Hopefully my body language tells you all you need to know."

"When euphemism time comes which would you prefer - 'passed away' or should I just say that he boxed?"

Office of Dr. Elizabeth Johnson

"Line one, the youth group calling from up the creek without a paddle...line two, Mrs. Kavanaugh calling from down in the dumps...line three, Virgil Larrison calling from death's door..."

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

'Relief fund relief fund.'

"I'm washed up"