Empathetic Heart Gifts

'I only give to people who know how to hide their poverty!'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Are you OK hun?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"I don't leave home without it!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"What a sad species humans are!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Cares and woes.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Warring parents

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

It's the thought that counts!

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

The Good Samaritan Arrives at the Inn (The Holy Bible).

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"