Empath Analyst Mugs

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Prejudice/Empathy

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Can't even hold signs well.

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

World Hunger Conference.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Couple

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

Bring your problems to work day.

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Unhappy clown.

Come back in, no one will laugh at you.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'