Emotional Thinker Mugs

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a tiny room, looking out at a world that's passing me by. . ."

'Tim doesn't want me for my body, he only loves me for myself, boo hoo,hoo.'

"A heart transplant is not an option for a broken heart, Ms. Martin!"

'I could never satisfy her expectations.'

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

The Book Lover

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"That must be the artist over there."