Emotional Honesty Advocate Mugs

'I spoke to my therapist and she says it's okay if I don't like you.'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Can't even hold signs well.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."