Emotional Honesty Advocate Mugs

'I spoke to my therapist and she says it's okay if I don't like you.'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Can't even hold signs well.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”