Emotional Health Navigator Prints

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Surfing the daily stress

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

The Wishing Well

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'He's never there for me.'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Krazy straw"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

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Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'