Emotional Drama Lover Prints

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

Proposal

Victorian Gentleman

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"