Emotional Development Pillows

"I'm disappointed too. Skims right over all the important stuff like psychological development, morality, relationship skills, emotional and personal growth?"

'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

"He likes it."

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Twenty-first century baby walker

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'What's play?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I hate it when we fight."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Baby Mozart.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."