Emotion Explorers Gifts

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

Betsy decides to do something about her case of mad cow disease.

Deflated friend

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You mean those were your hopes and dreams?"

Clockdown

Mood Swings.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Coronavirus lockdown

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

Wall St. or True Love.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"