Emoji Dental Humorist Mugs

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

I see braces in his future.

The New Age Dentist.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."